 
Shivery Yells
(to the tune of SILVER BELLS)We're on sidewalks, we're on porches ,
Dressed in costumes to scare.
Through the city we're ringing the doorbells
Trick or treating, candy eating,
Gooey stuff in our hair
But the most fun is shrieking out loud:
Shivery yells, Shivery yells
That's the Halloween nitty-gritty
Moan and groan, leaves us alone
Halloween's just one night a year.
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| What do
Skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appetite.
Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.
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Pumpkin Bells
(to the tune of JINGLE BELLS)
Dashing through the streets
In our costumes bright and gay
To each house we go
Laughing all the way
Halloween is here,
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to trick-or-treat
And sing pumpkin carols tonight!
Oh Pumpkin bells, Pumpkin bells
Ringing loud and clear
Oh what fun great pumpkin brings
When Halloween is here.
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| How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horror-scope.
What is a vampire's
favorite sport?
Casket-ball.
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| "Deck The
Patch"
( to the tune of DECK THE HALLS)
Deck the patch with orange and black
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Take along your goody sack
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our weird apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Toll the ancient pumpkin carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la
See the great one rise before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
As we sing the pumpkin chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Follow him as he ascends
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Join with true great pumpkin friends.
Fa la la la la, la la la la
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| Why do ghosts
have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them.
Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
They're a bunch of no bodies.
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I'm Dreaming Of
The Great Pumpkin
(to the tune of WHITE CHRISTMAS)
I'm dreaming of the great pumpkin
Just like I do this time each year.
When he brings nice toys
To good girls and boys
Who wait for him to appear.
I'm dreaming of the great pumpkin
With every pumpkin card I write.
May your jack-o-lanterns burn bright
When the great pumpkin visits you tonight.
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| Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts.
How do witches keep their
hair in place while flying?
With scare
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