English Is A Hard Language!

It's no wonder the English language is so hard to learn!
Look at these sentences!

• He could lead if he would get the lead out.

• The soldier decided to desert in the desert.

 

 

• The insurance for the invalid was invalid.

• They were too close to the door to close it.

• The buck does funny things when the does are present.

 

 

• They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.

• To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

• I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

 

 

• How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

• I spent last evening, evening out a pile of dirt.

• There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

 

 

• At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.

• The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.

• The dove, dove into the bushes.

 

 

• The present is a good time to present the present.

• A farm can produce, produce.

• We polish the Polish furniture.

 

 

• I did not object to the object.

• The bandage was wound around the wound.

• After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.

 

 

• I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.

• The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

~Author Unknown~

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