Be Happy - Don't
Worry!
But if you do, here are the rules:
The Worrying Doctrine
- Write down everything that you want to worry about.
- Pick one hour per week, anytime that you desire, to do
nothing but worry about the things on your list. (Note: No other time is acceptable
once a predetermined time is established - should something prevent you from utilizing
that time period for worrying, you must wait until that period arrives the following
week.)
- Never, under any circumstance, worry before noon or after 5
P.M, Monday through Friday or before 10 A.M. or after 8 P.M. on Saturday, Sunday, or
Holidays.
- If you insist on worrying, this immediately disqualifies your
spouse or any other family member in the same household, from worrying. Only ONE worrier
per household is allowed.
- If any other member of the family wishes to assume the
responsibility as the OFFICIAL WORRIER, you may relinquish this position, but immediately
you are disqualified from future worrying. In this event, you must adhere to the above
schedule and list all your worries for the appointed WORRIER to worry about for you.
- You must never put on your list, or entertain worrying about
things over which you have absolutely no control.
- As a WORRIER, upon acceptance and association with any other
group, club, association, etc., you must adhere to the above principles and monitor those
with whom you associate that they do so also.
Severe penalties for "Not Worrying Properly" must
be administered.
Don't Worry - Be Happy!
~Mark R. Hagood~
Author/Publisher
Mark VI Publishers
Post Office Box 2300
Spring, Texas 77383~ |
