5 little turkeys standing by door,
One waddled off, and then there were 4.

4 little turkeys under a tree,
One waddled off , and then there were 3.

3 little turkeys with nothing to do,
One waddled off, and then there were 2.

2 little turkeys in the noon day sun,
One waddled off, and then there was 1.

One little turkey better run away,
For soon will come Thanksgiving day.

What key has legs and can't open doors?

A Turkey.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Mr. Turkey Song

I heard Mr. Turkey say,
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble,
Soon t'will be Thanksgiving day,
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble,
People say that it's much fun,
But I think I'll run and run
And hide until the day is done,
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Why can't you take a turkey to church?

Because they use such FOWL language.

Turkey Trouble
(to the tune of "Mary Had A Little Lamb")

We cooked turkey, nice and hot,
Nice and hot, nice and hot.
We cooked turkey nice and hot
On Thanksgiving Day.

We eat turkey a whole lot,
A whole lot, a whole lot.
We eat turkey a whole lot.
It will not go away!

Sandwiches and soup are fine.
By the way, would you like mine?
Pot pie lasts a long, long time,
It's turkey every day!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock.

When Daddy Carves The Turkey

When Daddy carves the turkey,
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.

He makes a fancy show of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.

He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
By the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.

He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

To keep his wigwam.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks.