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What's the deal, people!
On Happy Turkey Day,
Shouldn't the TURKEY
Be HAPPY?

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"Mmmmm,
What a nice turkey!"

 

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Maybe I should give them other suggestions....
Think that would work?

 

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"Oh, boy!
Nicest turkey in years!
Martha, get the carving knife!"

 

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If ya don't want beef, people,
Try the broccoli!
(Anything but turkey)
Humor me a bit here!

 

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"My, my, my!
Plumpest, juiciest bird in town!
A Thanksgiving feast!"

 

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Jiminy! They just don't get it!
Let's try this...
I AM NOT A TURKEY!
Ya gotta believe me here!

 

 

 

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They ain't buying it!
I'm a goner!
How about the other white meat?!

 

 

 

Ack! People!
I can't keep running like this!
Why don't you just go to
The Colonel's place! Anywhere!

 

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And I thought on
Happy Turkey Day
The TURKEY was supposed
to be HAPPY!

 

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