*One cup water
*One cup sugar
*Four large eggs
*Two cups of dried fruit
*One teaspoon baking soda
*One teaspoon salt
*One cup brown sugar
*Lemon juice
*Nuts
*One bottle whisky
Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large
bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup.
Turn off the mixer.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift
two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't
forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky
again, and go to bed.
