Kill the Accountant!

 

Woe to the poor accountant!
Here is a collection of accountant jokes! Enjoy!

What's the definition of an accountant?
- Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
- Someone who has a loophole named after him.

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What's an auditor?
- Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

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Why did the auditor cross the road?
- Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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There are three kinds of accountants in the world: those who can count and those who can't.

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
- Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
- Depreciation.

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An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything
and the value of nothing.

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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem -- I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

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