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Here are definition questions and their answers from the exam to become a doctor at the Moron School Of Medicine:

QUESTION

ANSWER
1. Artery

2. Bacteria

3. Barium

4. Bowel

5. Caesarian Section

The study of painting

Back door to cafeteria

When doctors make mistakes

A letter like a, e, i, o, u

A district in Rome

 

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6. Cauterize

7. Coma

8. Cat scan

9. Congenital

10. Dilate

Make eye contact with her

Punctuation mark

Searching for kitty

Friendly

To live long

 

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11. Enema

12. Genital

13. High Colonic

14. Impotent

15. Labor Pain

Not a friend

Not Jewish

Jewish holiday

Important and well known

Getting hurt at work

 

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16. Medical Staff

17. Morbid

18. Nitrate

19. Out patient

20. Pap smear

A Doctor's walking stick

Make another bid

Much cheaper than day rate

A patient who has fainted

Fatherhood test

 

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21. Pelvis

22. Post operative

23. Recovery Room

24. Rectum

25. Rheumatic

Cousin of Elvis

Letter deliveryman

Place to do upholstery

Damn near killed 'em

Thinking of love

 

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26. Secretion

27. Seizure

28. Tablet

29. Terminal Illness

30. Tumor

Hiding something

Marc Anthony's friend

Small table

Getting sick at the airport

More than one

 

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31. Urine

32. Varicose

33. Vein

34. Benign

Opposite of you're out

Very, very close

Conceited

After you be 8 years old

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