The Coffee Machine's
Broken?! Ack!
Best Excuses if You Get Caught
Sleeping At Your Desk:
- "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
- "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved
about in the last time management course you sent me to."
- "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

- "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
- "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective
people !"
- "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
- "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination
Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you
attend.

- "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
- "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out a solution to our biggest problem."
- "The coffee machine is broken...."
- "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

- "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't
wear off!"
- "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of
the workaholic!"
- "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens
without hands."
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