Totally Twisted Proverbs

• Better to be safe than punch a 5th grader

• Strike while the bug is close.

• It's always darkest before daylight savings time

• Never underestimate the power of termites.

• You can lead a horse to water but how?

• Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.

• No news is impossible.

• A miss is as good as a Mr.

• You can't teach an old dog math.

• If you lie down with dogs, you will stink in the morning.

• Love all, trust me.

• The pen is mightier than the pigs

• An idle mind is the best way to relax.

• Where there is smoke, there's pollution.

• Happy is the bride who gets all the presents.

• A penny saved is not much.

• Two is company, three's The Musketeers.

• None are so blind as Helen Keller.

• Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.

• If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.

• You get out of something what you see pictured on the box.

• When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.

• Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose.

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