| A state trooper was driving along in the
country when he noticed a small black coupe swerving all over the lonely back road. He put
on his flashers and pulled the car over. Hopping out of his cruiser, he then approached
the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?" The blonde replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!" Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener." |
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