Signs of life....Here are some signs seen
around that show some people do try to mix a little humor with their work...
- At a Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on labor
day"
- Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action"
- On Maternity Room Door: "Push,Push,Push"
- On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a
vegetarian except the dog"
- At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what
you're looking for, you've come to the right place"
- On a Scientist's Door: "Gone Fission"
- On a Taxidermist Window: "We really know our stuff"
- On a Podiatrist's Window: "Time wounds all heels"
- On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs"
- At a Used Car Lot: "Second-hand cars in first crash
condition"
- Sign on Fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is
expensive"
- At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your
feet - miss a car payment"
- In a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear
you coming"
- At a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people"
- On a Butcher's Window: "Pleased to meat you"
- At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"
- Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the
2nd one just left"
- In a Veterinarians Waiting Room: "Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"
- On a Music Teacher's Door: "Out Chopin"
- At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you
send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be"
- At a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"
- On a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take
what you've got"
- At a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte"
- On a Restaurant Window: "Don't stand there and be
hungry, come in and get fed up"
- At a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a
pin drop"
- In a Cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the
cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want"
- At a Music Library: "Bach in a minuet"
- At a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait"
- At General Conference: "Welcome! We're generally in
conference"
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