| A young blonde female stock broker was bored
with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the
office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps a convertible. That
week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Mazda convertible. It was
wonderful and she fell in love with it's gorgeous red paintwork. An empty check stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong? With that thought, there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the hood and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her cell phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her. "That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?" Well, it just conked out I'm afraid." "Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again. "Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?" "Simple really, just crap in the fuel injectors," he replied. Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK. How often should I do that?" |
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