Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve:

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently
      become lost in the garden because he would
      not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require
    someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy
    himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would
    therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a
    doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night
    to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men
    would never be able to handle the pain and
    discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never
    remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his
    troubles on when God caught him hiding in the
    garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be
    alone."

And, finally, the Number 1 reason why
God created Eve....

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He
    stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can
    do better than that!"

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