Actually taken
from classified ads in newspapers:
- FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
- FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
- FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD/ PART STUPID DOG
- GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
- FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.
- 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB $850/offer
- AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
- SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
- 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5finger, 1 3finger, PAIR:
$15
- COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
- NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBIE
- SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA FREE CHOPSTICKS
- HUMMELS LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK,
WE HAVE IT!"
- GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL THAT HOLDS 2 1/2
BOTTLES OF BEER.
- HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
- GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN 89 cents lb.
- NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED USED ONCE SLIGHTLY STAINED
- FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
- AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS POLE INCLUDED $100
- TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7-$9 PER HOUR.
- OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN
LEATHER.
- JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
- LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
- ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
- GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
- OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE
& DONUTS
- FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last
weekend. Wife knows everything.
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