Psychologists
have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight
into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of
eating Oreos:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the
results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the
cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't
like Oreos.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with
some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with
their children.
2. One bite at a time:
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same
way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and Methodical:
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail
with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others.
Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.
4. Feverous Nibbles:
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million
things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your
family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked:
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant
experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about
the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the
cookie:
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out
how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the
evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a
compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss
the cookie:
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the
rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be
ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside:
You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them:
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't
like Oreos:
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale
restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things
have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a priss. |
