THE BEST OF THE WORST
COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG LYRICS

1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

2. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

3. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go
    Bowling.

4. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
   But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even
   Deal.

5. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

6. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm
   Afraid She'd Win.

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having
   You Here

9. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back
    and Cryin' Over You

10. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out
      By Now.

11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's
      Head).

12. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love
      You.

13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure
      Do Miss Him.

14. Please Bypass This Heart.

15. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

16. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.