World's Funniest T-Shirts!

Actual Tee Shirt Slogans:

• "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"

• "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)

• "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

• "Procrastinate Now"

• "Rehab Is for Quitters"

• "My Dog Can Lick Anyone"

• "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?"

• "Party -- My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)

• "If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!"

• "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"

• "A hangover is the wrath of grapes"

• "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"

• "They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"

• "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"

• "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN...Cops have nothing to go on."

• "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"

• "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times memory."

• "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

• "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."

• "HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"

• "The trouble with life is there's no background music."

• "The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."

• "Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."

• "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"

• "Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit."

• "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."

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