Presidential Qualifications?

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
IS UNDER-QUALIFIED

10. He promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.

9. He runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on
    "The West Wing."

8. His #1 choice for a position on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy."

7. His outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island is nullified by
    the fact that no one really cares.

6. He got his degree in Political Economics by bribing Sally Struthers
    with a chocolate donut.

5. When anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state or the
    DC thingie?"

4. At the debates, he answers every question with a snarled, "You
    wanna wrestle?!?"

3. He vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu
    refugees once and for all.

2. He says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!"

And the Number 1 Sign Your Presidential Candidate
Is Under-Qualified...

1. On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a
    LIFELINE.

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