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  • He's cleaning his automobile.
         Wa Shing Ka.

  • This is a tow away zone.
         No Pah King.

  • Is there a fugitive here?
         Hu Yu Hai Ding?

  • Small Horse.
         Tai Ni Po Ni.

  • Your price is too high!!!
         No Bai Nut Ding!!!!

  • Did you go to the beach?
         Wai Yu So Tan?

  • I bumped into a coffee table.
         Ai Bang Mai Ni.

  • Has your flight been delayed?
         Hao Long Wei Ting?

  • I thought you were on a diet.
         Wai Yu Mun Ching?

  • They have arrived.
         Hia Dei Kum.

  • Your body odor is offensive.
         Yu Stin Ki Pu.

  • I got this for free.
         Ai No Pei.

  • You know lyrics to the Macarena?
         Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

  • Stay out of sight.
         Lei lo.

  • Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
         Hu Flung Dung?

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