Women On Women

 

Here's some quotations from women about women...

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
* Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
* Janette Barber

Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
* Jan King

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
* Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
* Carrie Snow

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
* Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
* Erma Brombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
* Bette Davis

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
* Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
* Jane Sellman

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
* Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
* Caryn Leschen

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
* Catherine Aird

Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.
* Stephanie Piro

Behind every successful woman....is a basket of dirty laundry.
* Sally Forth

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