Here's even more church
bloopers from church bulletins, message boards, sermons, announcements etc. Enjoy!
- Sermon Outline:
I. Delineate your fear
II. Disown your fear
III. Displace your rear
- Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
- If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form,
enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.
- Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
- Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly
Phillips will give the medication.
- Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well With My Solo."
- Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their
daughter October 12 thru 17.
- If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so
quietly.
- We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the
grounds around the church building and the rector.
- Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford."
- Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the
table in the foyer.
- Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their
weight.
- Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
- The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St.
Mary's Cathedral.
- The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church
boared.
- As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof
outing.
- Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
- Lent is a period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
- Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
- For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to
the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.
- Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.
- Definition: Persons who are shut-in during bath weather.
- Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
- The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.
- Volunteers are needed to spit up food.
- Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess
- We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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