Psychotic Christmas Carols!

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A Christmas Carol for Any Psychosis!

Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

Mania - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
            Stores and Office and Town ...

Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming To Town (To Get Me).

Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
                                 Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.

Depression - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm,
                    All is pretty lonely.

Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
                                     Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
                                     Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
                                     Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
                                     Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
                                     Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
                                     Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
                                     Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
                                     Jingle Bell...

Borderline Personality - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

Passive Aggressive - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love
                                Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

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