Comebacks
To "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"
- I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
- Because I just love hearing this question.
- It gives my mother something to live for.

- My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.
- I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
- Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
- I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
- It didn't seem worth a blood test.

- I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
- Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of
dating.
- My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
- I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
- They just opened a great singles bar on my block.

- I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
- I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those
voodoo doll rituals.
- What? And lose all the money I've invested in running
personal ads?
- I don't want to have to support another person on my
paycheck.

- I'm married to my career, although recently we have been
considering a trial separation.
- (Bonus reply for Single Mothers)
Because having a husband and a child would be redundant!
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