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  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
  • He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
  • A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

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  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
  • When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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  • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
  • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
  • I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
  • I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  • Honk if you love peace and quiet.

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  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
  • Nothing is foolproof to the sufficiently talented fool.
  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.


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