One night a father overheard his son's bedtime prayers. "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grammy, Goodbye Grampa." Well the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot it. The next day, the Grandfather died. About a month or two later, the father overheard his son saying his prayers once again, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, Goodbye Grammy." The next day, the Grandmother died. Well the father was getting more than worried about the whole situation. About two weeks later, the father once again overheard his son's bedtime prayers: "God bless Mommy, Goodbye Daddy." This alone nearly gave the father a heart attack. He didn't say anything, but he got up early to go to work so he would miss the traffic. He stayed all through lunch and dinner. Finally after midnight, he went home. He was still alive! When he got home, he apologized to his wife, "I am sorry Honey, I had a very bad day at work today." "You think you've had a bad day," the wife yelled, "The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!" Joke submitted by: Harry Updegraff |
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