Never Heard At Church!

 

Comments Never Heard At Church!

1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.

2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes
    over time.

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3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.

4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to
    TV evangelists.

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5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday
    School class.

6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so
    he can live like we do.

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7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!

8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.

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9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.

10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our
     annual stewardship campaign!


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