Don't Kill Your Kids!

• You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

• Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

• Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing.

• There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it.- Chinese Proverb.

• Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.

• I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

• Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

• Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

• The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

• We child proofed our home 3 years ago & they're still getting in!

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