June Is...

 

June is... Cancer In The Sun Month (better that chemotherapy?)

June is... Adopt-A-Shelter-Cat Month

June is... Turkey Lover's Month (O.K., that's just plain sick!!!)

June is... National Accordion Awareness Month (Weird Al fans,
              rejoice!)

June is... Fight The Filthy Fly Month (this doesn't sound like it would
              be much of a contest)

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June 1 is... Dare Day (How dare they....)

June 2 is... National Rocky Road Day (hope we are talking ice cream
                 here)

June 3 is... Repeat Day (Is this like the movie "Groundhog Day"?)

June 4 is... Old Maid's Day (I'm not even going there.....)

June 5 is... Festival Of Popular Delusions Day (O.K., are they out to
                 get me, or what?)

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June 8 is... Name Your Poison Day (Now this sounds interesting....)

June 10 is... National Yo-Yo Day (I work with some of those)

June 13 is... Kitchen Klutzes of America Day (Ah, sounds like my
                   sister finally got her day)

June 15 is... Smile Power Day (Oh, just drop dead....)

June 16 is... National Hollerin' Contest Day (I thought Mother's day
                   was last month)

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June 18 is... International Panic Day (well, it IS on a Monday, and
                   why is there anything after this, since WE ARE ALL
                   GOING TO DIE!!!!)

June 21 is... Cuckoo Warning Day (Bah, why warn them)

June 27 is... National Columnists Day (Now, why?)

June 28 is... Paul Bunyan Day (this has got to be a tall tale)

June 30 is... Meteor Day (I saw that movie)


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