How To Photograph A Puppy!

• Remove film from box and load camera

• Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash

• Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle

• Choose a suitable background for photo

• Mount camera on tripod and focus

• Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth

• Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera

• Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees

• Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand

• Get tissue and clean nose print from lens

• Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash

• Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose

• Put magazines back on coffee table

• Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head

• Replace your glasses and check camera for damage

• Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"

• Call spouse to clean up mess

• Fix a drink

• Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning

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