Revenge Of The Blondes!

 

"The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes!"

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WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?

A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

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WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?

No one else wants it.

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WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?

So brunettes can remember them.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM
FULL OF BLONDES?

Invisible.

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WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?

"Has the blonde left yet? "

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WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

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WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?

When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

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WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT
A GREAT PARTY?

The invitation

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN
WITH A BRUNETTE?

A hostage

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WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?

Fisher-Price

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WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?

It matches their mustache


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