Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:

• Drinking straight out of a can

• Not sending thank you notes

• Velvet after February

• White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day

 

 

Southern girls know the three types of school:

• Ballroom

• Ballet

• Charm

Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:

• Dewy skin

• A winning smile

• That unforgettable Southern drawl

Southern girls know their manners:

• "Yes, ma'am"

• "Yes, sir"

• "Why, no, Billy!"

Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:

• "Y'all come back!"

• "Well, bless your heart."

• "Drop by when you can."

• "How's your mother?"

• "Love your hair."

Southern girls don't sweat....
They glisten.

Southern girls know their summer weather report:

• Humidity

• Humidity

• Humidity

Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed.

Southern girls know their three R's:

• Rich

• Richer

• Richest

Southern girls know their vacation spots:

• The Beach

• The Beach

• The Beach

Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:

• Summer tans

• Wide brimmed hats

• Strapless sun dresses

Southern girls know everybody's first name:

• Honey

• Darlin'

• Sugah

Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:

• "Gone With the Wind"

• "Fried Green Tomatoes"

• "Driving Miss Daisy"

• "Steel Magnolias"

Southern girls know their religions:

• Baptist

• Methodist

• Football

Southern girls know the seasons:

• Recruiting

• Spring Training

• Practice

• Football

• Needlework

Southern girls know their country breakfasts:

• Red-eye gravy

• GRITS

• Country ham

• Mouth watering homemade biscuits

Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

• Charleston

• Savannah

• New Orleans

• Birmingham

Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:

• Men in uniform

• Men in tuxedos

• Rhett Butler, of course

Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.

Southern girls know their prime real estate:

• The Mall

• The Country Club

• The Beauty Salon

Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ...

• Slowly lower your eyelashes.

• Listen carefully to everything he says.

• Speak r-e-a-l slow.

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:

• Bad hair

• Bad manners

• Bad blind dates

Southern girls know men may come and go,
but friends are forevah!

Now you run along Sugah, and send this to some other
Southern Girls

~By Ruth Carter Bourdon~

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