Dad Wouldn't Say That!

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and
      ask for directions.

9. You know, Pumpkin, now that you're 13, you'll be ready for
    unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like
    that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!!

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating's not
    good enough for you, son?

5. Your mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want
    to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of
    those doo-hickey thingies -- ya know -- that makes it run or
    something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he
    asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring.
    Now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for
    you to spend.

1. What do I want for my birthday? Aahh -- don't worry about that.
    It's no big deal. (Okay, they might say it. But they don't mean it)

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