Blonde One Liners!

 

1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman
as opposed to a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

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2. Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?

They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

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3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM Radio?

It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

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4. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?

They drowned in Spring Training.

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5. How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow stepped on her.

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6. How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

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7. Why do blondes have more fun?

They are easier to amuse.

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8. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

Frosted flakes.

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9. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

They keep breaking them with the hammer.

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10. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow in the air?

She missed.

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11. What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?

Data transfer.

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12. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?

Because she read that one child out of every four born
was Chinese.

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13. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their
burned-out light bulbs?

She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

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14. Why are Orientals so smart?

No blondes.

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15. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?

You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.


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