The Redneck Birthday Cake!

 

 

Question: What do you call the sight of a plumber
under the sink with his pants creeping down,
exposing his crack?

Answer: Redneck Cleavage.

      

 

 

The Redneck Church!

 

 

Question: How long does it take a redneck
to eat road kill?

Answer: It depends on how heavy the traffic is.

      

 

 

The Redneck Christmas!

 

 

Question: What are the last words of a redneck?

Answer: "Hey y'all check this out!"

      

 

 

The Redneck Snow Plow!

 

 

You know you're staying in a redneck motel when
you call up the front desk  to say you gotta leak in the sink,
and the guy says, "Go ahead."

      

 

 

The Redneck Hands Free Phone!

 

 

 

 

  
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